About James Patton

I'm a computer science senior at Utah State, graduating in December 2010, becoming a first-generation university graduate. I'm a co-founder of SHAFT and am off-again on-again active in USU's Linux Club and the ACM (Association of Computing Machinery, a professional organization for computer science). I'm getting increasingly nervous about what to do after graduation, but I'd like to start a software company, and my dream job is making video games for my own studio. I suppose I could say I was "raised atheist", but it honestly never occurred to me until around high school. I grew up in Cache Valley and so am of course familiar with the Mormon church, but my mom never took me to a church, and encouraged me to explore different ideas and make up my own mind. What ended up happening was that I discovered Asimov and Clarke and Sagan, and that was that. My hobbies include voracious reading, gaming (digital, tabletop, whatever), programming, and at one point playing jazz and rock tenor sax (buying a new sax is one of the biggest reasons I need to finish college).

Identical in every way, just one-eighth his sizes

Raptorex_TrexBow down to the King of Thieves!

I always get really excited about new dinosaur fossils, and this one is particularly special. Raptorex is probably also the best scientific name ever given out. It has the same general proportions as the full-sized Trex–large menacing head and jaws, tiny hilarious arms–but at a much smaller (although still human-sized!) scale. This demonstrates that the Tyrannosaur body plan was successful at sizes other than Enormous.

Walking around with one of these on a leash would seriously impress the ladies.

Speaking of Prop 8

Shouldn’t the existence of this site be enough for the LDS church to have its tax exempt status rescinded? This pretty much guarantees that the church organization itself spent far more than the limit of $100 (or its equivalent in volunteer time) in support of a political initiative.

This is from the copyright footer:

An Official Web site of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
© 2008 Intellectual Reserve, Inc. All rights reserved.

Followed by an official logo.

Why can’t the IRS ever be this lazy when it comes to the personal income tax?

Prop 8 Talk in Sacrament?

Hey, look at this:

How about that bishop at the end, huh? What a tool. I mean, I know dissenting opinions are not really allowed in the Mormon church (or pretty much any other), but I’m always kinda dumbfounded when I see this sort of censorship in action.

I really wonder what the congregation thought. Most were probably relieved that someone shut up the mean guy who was making their brains hurt, but I have to wonder he didn’t spark more than a few thoughts.

Todd himself seems to have left the church, according to the video description.

The Pope’s Environmentalism

This must be an example of the intellectual rigor of Joseph Ratzinger. The Pope has claimed that atheism is responsible for the destruction of the environment. Now all we have to do is figure out how to implement his brilliant solution to the environmental crisis.

What I wrote is, of course, not actually an argument that the Pope is wrong. I will respond to that now. For full context, here are the Pope’s (translated) remarks. Continue reading

What is USU SHAFT, really?

Old MainLike, totally good question dude. But before I get to that, I want to thank all of you who stopped at our table on the Quad the other day, and am glad for the questions and great feedback. If you left with some unanswered questions, this post is meant to help a bit.

The USU part of the acronym is Utah State University, of course. The school’s most famous building, Old Main, is at the right. (Shout-out to the CS department on the 4th floor!) Established in 1888 as a land-grant institution in Logan, Utah, USU is a strong engineering school with long-standing ties to NASA, the Department of Defense, and aerospace companies such as Boeing and Lockheed-Martin. Interesting fact: USU has developed the highest number of cooperative space experiments with NASA compared to any other university, and has been nicknamed “Space University” by NASA. Pretty cool.

SHAFT stands for “Secular Humanists, Atheists, and Free Thinkers.” I’m giong to break down what each of these means.

Secular Humanism (also called Scientific Humanism) is a philosophy that upholds reason, evidence, and a rejection of supernatural explanations as a basis for moral thought and decision-making. Tenets of the philosophy include:

  • Reason, evidence, and the scientific method are better methods than faith, mysticism or authority for gaining an understanding of ourselves and the world, and for creating human solutions to human problems.
  • A constant search for objective truth, with the understanding that all knowledge is subject to revision and improvement as more evidence is gathered.
  • Political, social, and religious beliefs ought to be tested by each individual and not simply accepted because of faith or tradition.
  • A commitment to bettering this life through better understanding of ourselves, our history, and our human achievements.
  • Building a better world for ourselves and our decendents through an open exchange of ideas, goodwill, tolerance and hard work. We understand that no one is looking out for us except us.

Atheism, in the broadest since, is simply the absence of belief in deities. It’s not really a position or developed philosophy on its own. The word originates from Greek “atheos” meaning no gods, and interestingly enough was originally applied to anyone who didn’t believe in the classic Olympians of ancient Greece. This included believers of other so-called false gods, or anyone with beliefs that went counter to doctrine. The term has narrowed somewhat to mean someone who has no belief in any god(s).

In practice, many atheists also reject any supernatural explanations or magical thinking, and do not believe in ghosts, leprechauns, psychic phenomena, souls, “magical auras,” or Tom Cruise. While the definition of “atheist” doesn’t strictly preclude any of these ideas, many of the same thought processes that lead to atheism leads to rejecting these others as well. I personally would prefer to simply say “I don’t know” rather than have an evidence-free explanation that doesn’t mean anything.

Finally, the “Free Thinkers” portion refers more or less to just a general open-mindedness. SHAFT has many members who are in fact religious, but value the free exchange of ideas and discussion that SHAFT attempts to produce. While this term is often used to refer to atheists alone, I prefer it to mean essentially “anyone who actually gets what freedom of speech is really for.” If you are religious and not offended or threatened by the mere existence of people who disagree with you, go ahead and claim yourself as a free thinker. And then come to SHAFT meetings.

Please feel free to ask any questions or say whatever else in the comments.

A Grave Mistake

stupid booklet

That is such a thoughtful chimpanzee.

A few weeks back, after having seen this, I thought “Hey, this will be funny. I’ll order one of these funny little booklets and have a funny laugh and everything will be funny.”  So I order the damn thing.

Maybe two weeks later, after I’ve already forgotten about it, a huge fat envelope is sitting in my mailbox, labeled United Church of God. An uneasy weight settles in my stomach. Who is this and how did they get my address? Why is it stuffed so full? I open it.

As it slides out, a friendly chimpanzee thoughtfully considers me from his cover. “OHAI,” he seems to say. “Iz your frndely cretinist chimp, thottfully con’siderin’ the eveedence for evolootun.”

I’m not too good at lolcat speak.

Oh yeah, my fun pamphlet! This will be fun, and hilarious, and I will be entertained. Everything will be funny.

No. No the hell it will not.

When I opened this and read the table of contents, I simply vomited. Right there on my couch. As for the actual content, directly opposite the table of contents is some blather surrounding a picture of a cute little baby, with this for a caption: “If we are the pinnacle of an evolutionary process, why is a human infant so helpless, and for so long, compared to the newborn of other species?”

I couldn’t help it. I had no muscular control over it. But the next thing I knew, I had thrown the book across the room. It was pretty much an involuntary defensive reaction, much like the way one would jerk back after touching a hot pan. My  highly evolved body continues to protect me.

But oh no, now I have a blog. With people who read it and everything, demanding entertainment. So, reluctantly, I went and fished it out of the corner of the living room. I am taking this bullet. Over the next *mumble* weeks, I’m going to be dissecting every nuance of this thing. Remember, this is for you.

A Socratic Dialogue with Leonardo

And now time for some narcissistic self-indulgence.

I notice that Jon posted his Socratic dialog with God (which is hilarious to read). This comes from an Intro to Philosophy course he and I and a bunch of other SHAFT kids took and completely annoyed everyone in with our amoral materialism. While studying Plato’s Dialogs, one of the papers we wrote was a dialog between Socrates and anyone at all. Jon chose The Lord Thy God Yahweh. Because I’m a steampunk nerdy nerd, I chose Leonardo Da Vinci. My full dialog is below the fold.

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Introductions

Hey hey everyone! I want to thank everyone visiting from elsewhere (Pharyngula, probably) and checking us out. Stick around; we’re really interesting. Probably.

I thought I’d put up a quick introduction of the SHAFT officers, the people who will be posting on this blog. First off, there’s myself, James Patton. I’m studying computer science and am the group’s finance officer. Which will be an important job once we have some finances.

You’ve already met Jon Adams, a crazily prolific writer and student doubling in sociology and political science. Keep an eye on his “Why I Don’t Believe” series currently in progress, especially if you have any experience with Mormonism. Or–more particularly–if you haven’t. He’s our administrative officer.

Also posting here is the lovely and talented Kimi Anderson, studying english. Watch for her planned blog series “Haunted Utah,” a look at and debunking of supposedly haunted places in Utah (spooky). She also happens to be the group’s public relations officer and my smart and gorgeous girlfriend.

Rounding out the club’s five officers are Caitlin Laughlin and Jake Nelson, who have yet to show, slackers. Caitlin is advertising officer, and studying like, Birdomancy or something. Jake is our activities officer, and I’m pretty sure he’s a student in civic engineering. Show up and say hi, you guys!

I’m looking forward to some good discussions here, and a great godless (I wish :roll: ) school year.